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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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osointricate

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos

AMEN

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dryeraseslime
dankmemesforsadteens

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a good evolution

lierdumoa

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

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i-am-a-fish

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

toomuchdickfort

Oh boy should we tel them?

i-am-a-fish

tell me whab? (:

the-gay-1

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i-am-a-fish

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

i-am-a-fish

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

i-am-a-fish

good morning!! happy tuesday!

somethingclicheandaesthetic

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

i-am-a-fish

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

honey-dew-baby

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

idkiguessiamatable

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

i-am-a-fish

t.. thurs… wha?

teamleadertrash01

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

your-deku

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

i-am-a-fish

tues….day? .right??

supernational

Of course!!!!

i-am-a-fish

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

strawberry-girl-main

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

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i-am-a-fish

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

krab-kid

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

i-am-a-fish

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

assbutt-still-in-hell

Hey fish what other days are there?

i-am-a-fish

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

hraewordsmith

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

i-am-a-fish

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

i-am-a-fish

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i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!

cookies4evam8

I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post 

i-am-a-fish

good morn happie tuesday :D

quackyisinsane

Fish it’s Sunday

i-am-a-fish

why do you all keep saying stuff like this in the notes? you can’t just pretend that it’s a day it isn’t that’s confusing.

anyway see you tomorrow!

stopitmarvin

FISH GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TOMORROW!!

i-am-a-fish

good mornin!!! what’s happening tomorrow??!?!? (happy tuesday btw💛)

sayares13

As it so happens, tomorrow is Tuesday!

i-am-a-fish

!!! oh!! Well Yes!!!! that’s always a reason to be excited!!!! Can’t wait for tuesday to continue!

i-am-a-fish

good morning everyone! i uh.. wasn’t sure what day it was does anyone know?